 
There
are different theories.
The
publisher would like us to believe that 'Matt Haig' is a human of 32
years of age living in the north of England.
This
is unlikely. Far more probable is the rumour circulating among the Labrador
community that Matt Haig is a Labrador, writing under a nom de plume,
who is now housed in a special protective kennel provided by the publishers.
Another
theory is that Matt Haig is a Springer spaniel, also writing under a pseudonym,
who was deliberately attempting to expose the Labrador Pact to humans,
and therefore rendering the Labrador’s secret powers of Paw Diplomacy
and Wag Control all but useless.
Take
your pick.
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